Welcome To the Shenanigans That We Call Dating!
You know those dates that are so magical, so perfect that there are stories written about them? The one where even though the girl isn't quite perfect but the guy accepts that, takes her out to dinner, opens the door for her, pays (!), smells nice, looks nice, has his own place that isn't in his parents' basement, AND has a job that doesn't require him to say, "Thank you for coming to Regal Cinemas, enjoy your movie....?" What's that you say? You've never actually met a guy like that?! Shut your face! *Gasp* And now you want to know where to find that knight in shining armor? Well, I can't help you with that. What I can tell you is where to find guys that are so socially awkward, that having a full body waxing would be less painful than being seen in public with them: in other words, guys that make you want to get your ass on the Arranged Marriage Band Wagon so you don't have to deal with the Dwights of this world. I finally decided it's time to share stories of my last few years of dating: to the guy who cried during Transformers because Optimus Prime died (Emos are proof God has a sense of humor) to the guy who had ass beads in his bathroom (I know, WTF, right?!) to the guy who thought IDN meant "I don't know" and to all the other shenanigans that make dating life so memorable.